Rabu, 27 Februari 2008

Kenapa Jakarta macet

1. Gara-2 orang sering sembarangan membuang makanan, maka tikus berkembang biak dengan cepat dan jumlahnya bertambah banyak dengan cepat

2. Gara-2 tikus bertambah banyak, maka kucing juga makin banyak di Jakarta

3. Gara-2 kucing bertambah banyak, anjing-2 rame-2 pada beranak, karena mereka takut nantinya kucing mengalahkan mereka, dan bukannya anjing mengejar kucing tapi anjing dikejar kucing

4. Gara-2 anjing bertambah banyak, maka bermunculanlah di Jakarta para penggemar daging 'guk-guk'

5. Para penggemar daging 'guk-guk' ini pada beli metro mini dan bus buat cari nafkah

6. Karena kebanyakan metro mini dan bus... macet deh Jakarta...

Kamis, 14 Februari 2008

penyakit2 anEH + KeNTerr Ga9K DjeLasSSs...!!!~~~

1. HIV = Hanya Impian Velaka
2. AIDS = Akibat Impian Dipendam Sewindu
3. PMS = Pedihnya Menanti Sentuhanmu
4. SARS = Sakit Akibat Rasa Suka
5. TBC = Tekanan Bathin Cinta
6. SAKAW = SAkit KArena engkaW
7. KOLERA = KOk LoE ngga ngeRAsa sih ?
8. FLU = Feeling Lonely, Uuuhh ....., `xD...??

Wad'S Maiii tRue CoLoRRR~~~......

What’s your color?

[x] you eat vegetables

[ ] you eat vegetables but don’t like them

[x] you are not picky with your food

[ ] you hate eat ube

[ ] you are allergic some kind of food

[ ] you love chicken

[x] you have a phone

[x] you never tasted coke with mentos

[x] you like the shades of pink

[ ] you like emo colors

[x] you like the shades or green

[x] you like the shades of blue

[x] you are girly

[x] you are boyish

[ ] you’re for la sale

[ ] you’re for ateneo

[ ] you’re for UST

[ ] you’re for UE

[ ] you’re for FEU

[ ] you are flirty

[ ] you love studying

[x] you are bored right now

[x] you are in love

[x] you like teasing people

[x] you can’t accept defeat sometimes

[x] you take failing seriously

[x] you are “plastic” to one of your friends

[ ] people hate you

[x] you love watching cartoons

[x] you are hyper right now

TOTAL:17

[x] when you’re hyper, you have weird hairstyles

[x] you love mangoes

[x]you love grapes the most

[ ] you love watermelons the most

[x] you love strawberries

[x] you love orange

[ ] you hate fruits

[ ] you love soda better than water

[ ] you are a nerd

[x] you are afraid of crocodiles and snakes

[ ] you are afraid to die

[ ] you are afraid of “ghosts”

[x] you like summer better than winter

[x] you wish you could be with someone right now

[x] you wish you could be somewhere right now

[x] you are happy now

[x] you are sad now

[x] you are mad at particular people now

[x] you have a crush on your “guy” friend if you’re a girl and a you have a crush on your “girl” friend if you’re a guy.

[ ] you like barney

TOTAL:13

[x] you have a dreamhouse already

[ ] you planned your wedding already

[x] you love ice cream

[ ] you get annoyed with your cousins a lot

[x] you love guy stuff sometimes

[x] your parents are strict

[x] you still love stufftoys

[ ] you hate dora

[ ] you like CSI MIAMI

[ ] you like CSI LAS VEGAS

[ ] you like CSI NEW YORK
[x] you like pumpkin seeds

[ ] you play sports and show it to everyone

[x] you play sports but don’t show it

[ ] you have a boyfriend

[ ] you have a girlfriend

[x] you don't have that much high allowance

[x] you have long hair

[ ] you hate highschool musical

[ ] you barely tie your hair in school

TOTAL:9

Score: 39 = I look pink,but it’s not me already.(salah bangeet !!!)

Yellow

1-12 : You are a happy-go-luck person. You are simple, smart and You are always happy. You can hide your problems easily so that others won’t worry about you. You are single and loving it.

Orange

13-24: You are an organized person. You are also a girly girl.You are strict with others touching your stuff. You easily get mad but easily calms down after. You are single and still looking around.

Purple

25-36: You have stage-parents and you get embarrassed about it. In school, you act really different from how you act at home. You have high grades that people may use you sometimes because you are so smart. So are girly and simple. You are almost in a relationship.

Pink

37-48: You are really girly and you are rich. You may be hated by people but a lot of people idolize you too. You are talented. You are not that smart but still you don’t care. You are popular and others are jealous of you. You are in a relation ship.

Blue

49 and above: You are sometimes girl but also sometimes boyish. You are problematic and others don’t like it. You are not that rich and bored. A lot hate you but you pretend not to care. You are sort of, smart. You like someone but not sure if that person likes you back.


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“ PoeiSi `en TasK daT I lophlY m0ST in FiRsT--((`^__^…^__^`))--”

POEISI

Brytningen

av Anamarija Todorov

Ibland händer det

Att jag glömmer bort

Var jag kommer ifrån

Det kvittar vem jag är

Och vart jag är på väg.

Jag finns bara till

och pratar

och alla de rätta orden

rinner iväg

omsluter mig

som en het bubblepool.

Gud, vad härligt!

Det känns så skönt!

Jag mår bra!

Och så händer det…

Någon utbrister imponerad,

intet ont anande:

vad bra du talar svenska!

Vilket land kommer du ifrån?

Med ens ramlar jag ner

från skyarna

och krälar i stoftet

Dödligt sårad.

Avslöjad.

Tagen på bar gärning

En som talar med brytning.

Jag som trodde

Att det inte hördes längre.***

Terjemahan bebasnya:

Aksen

Oleh Anamarija Todorov

Kadang aku lupa

dari mana aku berasal

Tapi itu bukan masalah

siapa aku dan apa aku saat ini

Aku hanya bicara dengan kata-kata yang tepat

mengalir

ke sekelilingku

seperti sebuah kolam air panas

Tuhan, ini sangat indah!

Rasanya menyenangkan!

Aku merasa nyaman!

Dan hal itu terjadi…

Seseorang menyanggah kesan itu

Tanpa ingin menyakiti

Bagus sekali bahasa swediamu!

Dari mana negara asalmu?

Seketika aku terjatuh dari langit

Merangkak di antara debu

Sangat menyakitkan

Terkuak

Tertangkap basah

Seorang yang bicara dengan aksen

Aku yang percaya

Bahwa itu tak lagi terdengar..***

WHAT I HAVE LEARNED

1st.

I'VE LEARNED-


I've learned-

that we don't have to change friends

if we understand that friends change.

I've learned-

that no matter how good a friend is,

they're going to hurt you every

once in a while and you must forgive

them for that.

I've learned-

that true friendship continues to grow,

even over the longest distance.

Same goes for true love.

I've learned-

that you can do something in an instant

that will give you heartache for life.

I've learned-

that it's taking me a long time

to become the person I want to be.

I've learned-

that you should always leave loved ones

with loving words. It may be the last

time you see them.

I've learned-

that you can keep going

long after you can't.

I've learned-

that we are responsible for what we do,

no matter how we feel.

I've learned-

that either you control your attitude

or it controls you.

I've learned-

that regardless of how hot and

steamy a relationship is at first,

the passion fades and there had

better be something else to take

its place.

I've learned-

that heroes are the people

who do what has to be done

when it needs to be done,

regardless of the consequences.

I've learned-

that money is a lousy way of keeping

score.

I've learned-

that my best friend and I can do anything

or nothing and have the best time.

I've learned-

that sometimes the people you expect

to kick you when you're down,

will be the ones to help you get back up.

I've learned-

that sometimes when I'm angry

I have the right to be angry,

but that doesn't give me

the right to be cruel.

I've learned-

that just because someone doesn't love

you the way you want them to doesn't

mean they don't love you with all they

have.

I've learned-

that maturity has more to do with

what types of experiences you've had

and what you've learned from them

and less to do with how many

birthdays you've celebrated.

I've learned-

that it isn't always enough to be

forgiven by others. Sometimes you

have to learn to forgive yourself.

I've learned-

that no matter how bad your heart is

broken the world doesn't stop for your grief.

I've learned-

that our background and circumstances

may have influenced who we are,

but we are responsible for who we

become.

I've learned-

that just because two people argue,

it doesn't mean they don't love each other

And just because they don't argue,

it doesn't mean they do.

I've learned-

that you shouldn't be so eager to find

out a secret. It could change your life

forever.

I've learned-

that two people can look at the exact

same thing and see something

totally different.

I've learned-

that your life can be changed in a matter of

hours by people who don't even know you.

I've learned-

that even when you think you have no

more to give, when a friend cries out to you

you will find the strength to help.

I've learned-

that credentials on the wall

do not make you a decent human being.

I've learned-

that the people you care about most in

life are taken from you too soon.

2nd.

I’ve learned

unknown author

I've learned that you cannot make someone love you. All you can do is be someone who can be loved. The rest is up to them;

I've learned that no matter how much I care, some people just don't care back;

I've learned that it takes years to build up trust, and only seconds to destroy it.

I've learned that it's not what you have in your life but who you have in your life that counts;

I've learned that you can get by on charm, for about fifteen minutes. After that, you'd better know something;

I've learned that you shouldn't compare yourself to the best others can do.

I've learned that you can do something in an instant that will give you heartache for life.

I've learned that it's taking me a long time to become the person that I want to be.

I've learned that you should always leave loved ones with loving words. It may b the last time you see them.

I've learned that you can keep going long after you can't.

I've learned that we are responsible for all we do, no matter how we feel.

I've learned that either you control your attitude or it controls you.

I've learned that no matter how hot and steamy a relationship is at first, the passion fades and there had better be something else to take it's place.

I've learned that heroes are the people who do what has to be done when it needs to be done, regardless of the consequences.

I've learned that money is a lousy way of keeping score.

I've learned that my best friend and I can do anything or nothing and have the best time.

I've learned that sometimes the people you expect to kick you when you're downhill are the ones to help you get back up.

I've learned that sometimes when I'm angry I have the right to be angry, but that doesn't give me the right to be cruel.

I've learned that true friendship continues to grow, even over the longest distance. Same goes for true love.

I've learned that just because someone doesn't love you the way you want them to doesn't mean that they don't love you with all they have.

I've learned that maturity had more to do with what types of experiences you've had and what you've learned from them and less to do with how many birthdays you've celebrated.

I've learned that your family won't always be there for you. It may seem funny, but people you aren't related to can take care of you and love you and teach you to trust people again. Families aren't biological.

I've learned that no matter how good a friend is, they're going to hurt you every once in a while and you must forgive them for that.

I've learned that it isn't always enough to be forgiven by others. Sometimes you have to forgive yourself.

I've learned that no matter how bad your heart is broken, the world doesn't stop for your grief.

I've learned that our background and circumstances may have influenced who we are, but we are responsible for who we become.

I've learned that just because two people argue, it doesn't mean they don't love each other. And just because they don't argue, it doesn't mean they do.

I've learned that we don't have to change friends if we understand that friends change.

I've learned that you shouldn't be so eager to find out a secret. It could change your life forever.

I've learned that two people can look at the exact same thing and see something totally different.

I've learned that no matter how you try to protect your children, they will eventually get hurt and you will get hurt in the process.

I've learned that your life can be changed in a matter of hours by people who don't even know you.

I've learned that even when you think you have no more to give, when a friend cries out to you, you will find the strength to help.

I've learned that credentials on the wall do not make you a decent human being.

I've learned that the people you care about the most in life are taken from you too soon.

I've learned that it's hard to determine where to draw the line between being nice and not hurting people's feelings and standing up for what you believe.

May be what happened was totally different with what I had in mind

NASEHAT UNTUK WANITA

Untuk membentuk bibir yang menawan,

Ucapkan kata-kata kebaikan

Untuk mendapatkan mata yang indah,

Carilah kebaikan pada setiap orang yang anda jumpai

Untuk mendapatkan bentuk badan yang langsing,

Berbagilah makanan dengan mereka yang kelaparan

Untuk mendapatkan rambut yang indah

Mintalah seorang anak kecil untuk menyisirnya dengan jemarinya setiap hari

Untuk mendapatkan sikap tubuh yang indah,

Berjalanlah dengan segala ilmu pengetahuan,

Dan anda tidak akan pernah berjalan sendirian.

Manusia, jauh melebihi segala ciptaan lain,

Perlu senantiasa berubah, diperbaharui, dibentuk kembali, dan diampuni.

Jadi, jangan pernah kucilkan seseorang dari hati anda

Apabila anda sudah melakukan semuanya itu,

Ingatlah senantiasa,

Jika suatu ketika anda membutuhkan pertolongan,

Akan senantiasa ada tangan terulur.

Dan dengan bertambahnya usia anda,

Anda akan semakin mensyukuri telah diberi dua tangan,

Satu untuk menolong diri anda sendiri,

Dan satu lagi untuk menolong orang lain.

Kecantikan wanita bukan terletak pada pakaian yang dikenakannya,

Bukan pada bentuk tubuhnya, atau cara dia menyisir rambutnya.

Kecantikan wanita terdapat pada matanya, cara dia memandang dunia

Karena di matanyalah terletak gerbang menuju ke setiap hati manusia,

Dimana cinta dapat berkembang

Kecantikan wanita, bukan pada kehalusan wajahnya,

Tetapi kecantikan yang murni, terpancar pada jiwanya,

Yang dengan penuh kasih memberikan perhatian dan cinta yang dia berikan

Dan kecantikan itu akan tumbuh sepanjang waktu.

Maap ...,maaph teRrusZsss...???

Maaf, saya tak cukup romantis untuk menjalin kata
Membentuk sebuah puisi cinta
Maaf juga, karena saya pun tak peka
Untuk memaknai setiap amarahmu
Maaf lagi, karena saya pun tak cukup jeli
Menangkap warna-warna kekecewaan
Yang membias seperti pelangi dua warna
Hitam dan abu-abu

Maaf, saya tak pandai merangkai rayuan
Untuk Kembali membuatmu tersenyum saat galau
Maaf, saya tak pernah berani menyentuhmu
Sekedar mengusap punggungmu
Untuk redakan marahmu
Maaf betul-betul maaf
Saya tak mampu menhadirkan warna-warni indah
Untuk mencerahkan harimu

Bukan karena tidak cinta
Bukan karena tidak sayang
Bukan karena saya tidak membutuhkanmu
Bukan karena tidak ingin melihatmu bahagia
Hanya karena saya tidak ingin berharap
Dan meminta perlakuan yang sama
Saat saya galau
Saat saya sedih
Saat saya marah
Saat saya kecewa
Saat kau
Berubah menjadi batu
Dengan kepala dari batu
Telinga yang menjadi batu
Mata yang menjadi butiran batu
Dan hati yang membatu


1. You like rainy or sunny day? Why? - A sunny day would be nice of all ,,,(“>_______<)),hmmph..fu.fu.fu. bisaa maeeennnn,,,,,,diLuaR XD...

2. At what age do you wish to marry? - I used to think dat’ I was only married after finishing my Second degRee sEeh^^,,n6aRePnyaa,,, N-den’’ jdi N0tAriSs wuohoho..

3. What color do you like the most? - Anything pastel would do. Not too bright, not too dark. For,instance..ehm’’’’’ like blaCK, ReD, LaveNDeR, SaLeM / iV0Ry/ crEMe..

4. If you have the chance, what would you probably say to your beloved one? –WhateVa’ Hu U’Re, wHaTeVa’ U minD indeed &U’R lips talKEd I’lL Stay n’ Believing My heArT onLy dat’ i’ve kn0wn 2b Luv ‘U it waS ReaL...and aLso,h0wevA i looked liKe an6ry,hating,...oR 6rumble 2U’ it’ll n0t take,4L0n9 timE....^__^ Coz’ i cAn’t do dat.

"Don't judge me by what I drive but judge me by what drives me."